random things

if you are reading this,
you have a wonderful taste in blogs ♥

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

(via evolutional)

windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

(via forgave)

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via forgave)

bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

(via forgave)

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

(via forgave)

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

(via forgave)